Derp The DIRTY Joke thread

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  1. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    Sunny LeOne Ne Sabzi Mandi Me 2Feet
    ki MuLi Dekh Kr Pucha=Ye Kya Hai..?
    Sabz!WaLa=MaM, HaMare Liye tO yE
    "MULi H Magar ApKe Liye to ye MAMULI
    Hai...! ;)


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    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    A Case Study on Wedding Decisions: [Averge 30 yrs]
    COST: Rs.2,00,000 Marriage expenses
    Rs.15,000 Monthly expenses
    Rs.3,000 Wifes monthly maintainence

    RETURNS: SEX

    First 5 yrs Weekly 3 Times.
    Next 5 yrs Weekly 1 Time.
    Next 10 yrs Once in 15 days.
    Next 10 yrs Once in a month.

    Meaning:

    1400 times sex in 30 yrs for an estimated expenditure of 66,80,000 2,00,000 spent on wedding @ 7% for 30 years as per current FD Int rate 29,84,890
    = 99,64,890

    CALCULATIONS:
    A Man spends Rs.7120 for each time he has Sex with his Wife.

    CONCLUSION: Outsourcing is cheaper..!!


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    Bhojpuri Hsbnd Suhagrat ko Apni Biwi Se Bola-
    Aaj to HM tohaar Maa Chod debe.
    Bhojpuri Biwi Apna Ghagra Utha k boli "auur ee k ka tohaar Baapu aai k Chodi"


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    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    This last one is pretty sub standard. Please maintain a class.
     

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