[panel]***THIS IS A MULTILINGUAL THREAD***[/panel] A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique. '2 inches more & I will be a king.' Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!'
There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "?#@*&%!^$~ YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer ?#@*&%!^$~ you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
Ek Bacha Apne Papa Se Cycle Maangta Hai Bacha: “Papa Maine Ab School Bus Per Nahi Jana Hai Mujhe Cycle Chahiye” Papa: “Beta Kya Tera L_nd Teri G_ nd Tak Pahunchta Hai???” Bacha Check Karke Dekhta Hai Aur Bola: “Papa Nahi Pahuchta” Papa: “Beta Jis Din Pahunchega Us Din Aana Abhi Jao” Kuch Saal Baad……. Bacha: “Papa Mujhe College Jaane Ke Liye Motorcycle Chahiye” Papa: “Beta Kya Ab Tera L_nd Teri G_nd Tak Pahunchta Hai” Bacha: “Thodi Si Kasar Hai Abhi” Baap: “Ja Jab Poora Pahunch Jaye To Aaiyo” Beta Roj Try Karta Hai Akhir Kar Uska L_nd G_nd Tak Pahunch Hi Jata Hai Vo Sochta Hai Ki Is Khushi Mein Daddy Se Jaake Car Hi Mang Leta Hun Baap Ko Jake Bolta Hai: “Daddy Ab Mera L_nd Meri G_nd Tak Pahunchata Hai, Mujhe Car Ledo” Papa: “To Bh*nsdi Ke, Apni G_nd Maar Meri Kyun Maar Raha Hai...”
Girl-mom i m pregnant.. Mom-ye sab kaise hua? Girl-it was an accident.. Mom-acha iska matlab tu sadak pe ja rahi thi aur kisi ke laude par gir gayi...
In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about your friend?” “Hold on a minute,” Socrates replied, “before telling me anything I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.” “Triple filter?” “That’s right,” Socrates continued, “before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you’re going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?” “No,” the man said, “actually I just heard about it and…” “All right,” said Socrates. “so you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?” “No, on the contrary…” “So,” Socrates continued, “you want to tell me something bad about him, but you’re not certain it’s true. You may still pass the test though, because there’s one filter left: the filter of Happiness. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to make me happy?” “No, not really.” “Well,” concluded Socrates, “if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor will it brighten my day, why tell it to me at all?” This explains why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why Socrates never found out his best friend was banging his wife.
Thank God Ekta Kapoor Ended Her “K” Fixation, Imagine What Her Serial ‘Bade Acche Lagte Hain’ Would Have Been Called ? Khade Acche Lagte Hain….
My sympathy with Randeep Hooda & Arunoday Singh after watching the "Jism 2" promo..!! Poor guys kissed those lips which have sucked so many Dicks...!!
Why did Ranbir & Deepika break up? They thought, If ABHIshek &AISHwarya were called AbhiAsh,What wud be RANbir & DEEpika called ?
Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his ?#@*&%!^$~ after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your mistress find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your ?#@*&%!^$~. 3) Or finding out your ?#@*&%!^$~ actually fits.through your wedding ring..
Gud boys/gals get excited during naughty scenes in the movie... but bad boys/gals just smile...becoz..... ..... ......... they know they can do it better !!!! NOW U STOP Smiling
भगवान ने दूत को इंडिया में ३ चीज़ पता करने के लिए भेजा. १. सबसे स्ट्रोंग चीज़ क्या है? २. सबसे वीक चीज़ क्या है? ३. कौन सी चीज़ है जिससे मैंने नही बनायीं , फिर भी है? दूत वापिस आ के बोले- १. इंडिया में सबसे स्ट्रोंग चीज़ है झांट के बाल , जिसे देखो बोलता है के " तू तो मेरे झांट के बाल भी नही उखार सकता " २. इंडिया में सबसे वीक है "गांड ", जिसे देखो बोलता है "गांड फट गयी" ३. और वो चीज़ जो आपने नही बनायीं फिर भी इंडिया में है वो है "बहन का लौड़ा..
IMPORTANT for all !!!! A person in Brazil died after having sex 42 times in a day..... So guys ..... 41 is the LIMIT ....
Abusing with respect!! Lucknow me 2 bacche lad rahe the. 1st- Dekhiye agar apne hamari baat nahi mani to hm apki walida mohtarma ki shaan me gustakhana kalimat pesh krenge. 2nd-Huzur phr hm b apke rukhsar mubarak p esa tamacha raseed krenge k gaal mubarak gulab ki maanind chamak uthega..
Spiderman Is Not The Only Person Who Gets A Sticky Hand After Using Web..! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Jin Bhai Logo Ko Samajh Na Aaya Ho Wo Kripya Kar Ke Angootha Chuse.
Marzi Ka Sex Pap Nahi Hota.. Piche se Dalne Wala Kabhi Baap nahi Hota.. Condom Zarur Lagana Mere Dost Qki.. Sex k Waqt POPAT Ke Pass Dimag nahi hota. --- Double Post Merged, Aug 28, 2012 ---
